i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.
me: *walking casually toward to pet store exit*
employee: ma’am, did u or did u not put a kitten in ur purse
me:
employee: ma’am,
me: *slowly taking a kitten out of my purse* i guess u could say the cat is out of the bag haha :)
employee:
me: lol :)
employee:
me: :)
I wonder what animals think roads are.
I wonder wh…I wonder if… no.. I … no … Do animals ever, like…
no…ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm… whatchamacall it..
STOP FUNDING ANIMALS SLAUGHTER IN THE NAME OF FASHION, TASTE, ENTERTAINMENT, TRADITION, ETC. IT’S NOT NECESSARY.
@just-shower-thoughts being garbage again!
and if you take a look to your left you can see some tumblr users making no gotdamn sense
The signs as Shadow the Hedgehog quotes
- Aries: You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
- Taurus: It will be a date to DIE for!
- Gemini: It's like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me!
- Cancer: Where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?
- Leo: Shadow... ANDROID? Am... I... an android... TOO!?
- Virgo: This is just too easy! Guess this is my lucky day!
- Libra: I bet no one expected this baby could fly.
- Scorpio: DON'T TOUCH IT!
- Sagittarius: Don't expect me to join in on your group hugs and picnics!
- Capricorn: I can see multiple ways out for me, none for you.
- Aquarius: I'm going to blow up the whole damn planet!
- Pisces: This is who I am!
How to Build a Mammal!
This is the second in a series of posts about how to build your own species of a particular group of animals or plants. As other articles are written for this series, they will appear under “How to Build…” under the resources section of this blog.
If you’re brainstorming a new world, you’re probably inclined to include animals that are at least a little similar to Earth’s animals, even if your world isn’t Earth at all. Usually you see some sort of mammal in fantasy world, and your story will be all the richer if you make some of your own. Click the read-more, and we’ll begin!
*puts a picture of a kitten on my resume*
me: i hope that this can persuade you in my favor
me: *winks with both eyes*
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
